Image of the day

Found that picture online and am yet to stop laughing my ass out......

Joke of the day

Annoying Questions Females Ask And Suitable
Answer!!
Q: Are U a player?
A : Yes I play For Liverpool
*do dey expect U 2 say yes?
Q: why do U wan't my Pin ??
A:i want to use it to burst balloon.
*wetin dem dey use BB pin do again?
Q: Can U die 4 me?
A: My name is surely not Romeo.
*Let me die for you so you can come to my
burial with another guy?
Q: My Bis will soon expire, what
am i going to do?
A: return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia
3310
*You no know say dem dey do BIS before you
buy am?
Q: if I sleep over hope Nothing
funny will happen?
A: No, trust me we would just perform night
vigil

lols....read the rest below.....

Corporal shoots ASP dead during argument at station

When on April 6, 2013, Jane and Olusoji Elegbede got married in Lagos State, their joy knew no bounds.

Although Olusoji was a policeman serving in Yobe State, which is fraught with security challenges, Jane did not mind living there with him.

 Their plan was to settle down, have children and grow old together.

Unfortunately, this was not to be as Olusoji, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, was gunned down by a police corporal  in Gashua Bade Local Government, Yobe State, while on duty less than five months after their wedding.

Olusoji’s widow, who spoke while fighting back tears, told PUNCH Metro that she was still in shock over the incident.

Narrating what led to her 39-year-old husband’s killing, Jane said her husband, who was the Administration Officer at Gashua Police Division, was killed by a 53-year-old corporal, Andrew Bitus.

Dozens injured as 130 vehicles crash in Kent, UK

                            

Sixty people have been injured as more than 130 vehicles were involved in a series of crashes in thick fog on the Sheppey crossing in Kent.

The BBC reported that eight of those hurt in the collisions, which took place in thick fog, sustained serious injuries.

Ambulance crews said 35 casualties needed hospital treatment in what were described as “horrendous scenes”.

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