How God Decided The Age Of Men @ (75)YRS Will Make You Go Hyper

Got this from a true role model.I hope U would enjoy it..
                                

JUST PONDER OVER THIS AT YOUR FREE TIME.

GOD created the DONKEY and told him, 'You will work tireless from sunrise to sunset, carrying heavy loads on your back, eat grass, you won’t be intelligent and you will live 45 years DONKEY you will remain!' The DONKEY answered and said “Lord, I agree to be a DONKEY, but living 45 years is too much, give me only 15 years!' and GOD granted him 20 years.

GOD created DOG and told him ' You will look after man's house, be his best friend, eat whatever they give you, bark when ever unwanted persons approaches and live for 25years, You will be a DOG!' The DOG answered 'GOD, living 25 years is too much, give me only 10 years!' and GOD gave him 10 years.

GOD created the MONKEY and told him, 'you will jump from branch to branch, do silly things, you will be amusing to children and you will live 20 years, you will be a MONKEY!' The MONKEY answered ' GOD, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years!' and GOD gave him 10 years.

Finally,
GOD created MAN and told him, 'you will be a MAN the only rational being on this earth and you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.

The MAN answered, GOD I will be a man but living 20 years is not enough, why don't you give me the 30 years that the DONKEY refused, the 15 years that DOG didn't want and the 10 years that the MONKEY rejected ?' That’s how men came about 75years.

Like others God granted human’ request though, but with a caveat (the years will be granted with their duties attached) and since then:

MAN lives 20 years like a MAN, then he gets married and spends 30 years he borrowed from like a DONKEY, working and carrying all sorts of load on his back, eating grasses (vegetable) all over the places, then when his children grows , he spends 15 years he borrowed from like DOG looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him and challenging suspected bad friends of his children. Then he gets old, retires and spends 10 years borrowed from like a MONKEY, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things, singing rhymes to amuse his grandchildren

Danladi Kawai

Wyclef,Akon to feature in Nollywood film

                                          
International musical acts, Wyclef Jean and Akon will feature in Jeta Amata’s "Black November". The duo joined the cast in the final lap of shooting, which took place in Los Angeles, California.
The movie "Black November" is about the Niger Delta and features Nollywood stars; Fred Amata, Nse Ikpe-Etim, OC Ukeje, and Robert Peters  in the big-budget film.
It also has Hollywood actors like Hakeem Kae-Kazim, Mickey Rourke, Kim Basinger, Sarah Wayne Callies and Anne Heche.
Jeta Amata is known for his international standard movies including; The Amazing Grace, Inale and Black Gold

N5,000 note: Sanusi plotting Jonathan’s fall in next election – Enang

                                               
As the controversy over the planned introduction of N5000 note deepens, a Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, lawmaker, Senator Ita Enang, has accused the Central Bank of Nigeria Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi of plotting the fall of President Goodluck Jonathan with the ignoble plan.
Many Nigerians have kicked against the move by the CBN to issue the new note on the grounds that it would induce inflation and worsen the nation’s fragile economy but the bank is adamant over the issue.
Speaking in an exclusive interview with Vanguard, Enang, who is the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Business and Rules, described the arguments in favour of the new note as pedestrian and lacking in intellectual depth.
According to him, the plan amounts to a direct devaluation of the Naira in response to the demands of the World Bank and an effort on the path of those the bank had seconded to Nigeria in the name of employment to fulfill its mandate.
He also said apart from being at variance with the cashless policy of the CBN and the Money Laundering Act, the planned introduction of the higher currency would add no real value to the Naira or its purchasing power.
“I pray Mr. President should be sensitive to this and take action against the move because I am certain the plan is intended to embarrass the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and to make the government of Goodluck Jonathan unpopular in years to come so that people will not like to vote for him in the next election.
“I think what Sanusi is aiming at with the introduction of the plan against Nigerians is to ensure that the people will be so unhappy with the President that in the next election they would not like to vote for him.
“Mr. President should therefore call the CBN governor to order with immediate effect,” the lawmaker stated.
culled from Vanguard.
From me.....
I hope they stop this madness, so they wan make e easy to carry money run comot......ole......we no want ooo...

Bolt could play Man Utd charity game – Ferguson.

                                                                
Jamaican sprint star Usain Bolt, a devoted Manchester United fan, could appear for the Premier League club in a charity game next summer, according to manager Alex Ferguson.
“Usain’s a character and a big United fan,” Ferguson told Inside United magazine of Bolt, fresh from his second successive triple gold haul at the London Olympics.

“But it’s interesting he says he’d like to play in a charity game. It could be brilliant, and next year when we play Real Madrid’s Legends again, there could be opportunities to bring him up and see how he does.”
That game is scheduled for June 3, 2013, at Old Trafford, but comes in mid-season for Bolt ahead of several lucrative Diamond League meets and the August 10-18 world championships in Moscow.

I hope he gets in sha....

Terrorists kill 4, set ablaze MTN office

Terrorists have set ablaze MTN office, 9 telecommunication masts , slaughters 4 in Maiduguri.

details coming soon......(culled from Vanguard)

Michael Clarke Duncan is DEAD.

                                          
Michael Clarke Duncan (December 10, 1957 – September 3, 2012) was an American actor, best known for his breakout role as John Coffey in The Green Mile, for which he was nominated for an Academy Award and a Golden Globe. He is also recognized for his appearances in famous motion pictures such as Armageddon, The Whole Nine Yards, Brother Bear, and Daredevil as well as voice acting roles in works such as Delgo.
Michael Clarke Duncan Cause of Death
Michael Clarke Duncan was 54 at the time of his death.
Michael Clarke Duncan died of myocardial infarction (heart attack).  He suffered a myocardial infarction on July 13 and never fully recovered.
On August 6, 2012 Michael Clarke Duncan was moved from the intensive care unit but remained hospitalized following his July 13 heart attack.
On July 13, 2012, Duncan was sent to the hospital after suffering from a heart attack. It was reported that his girlfriend, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, potentially saved his life by performing CPR before he was transported to the hospital.
Myocardial infarction (MI) or acute myocardial infarction (AMI), commonly known as a heart attack, results from the interruption of blood supply to a part of the heart, causing heart cells to die.

He also featured in Two and half men as the neighbor of Charles...RIP bass man..