Image of the day

Found that picture online and am yet to stop laughing my ass out......

Joke of the day

Annoying Questions Females Ask And Suitable
Answer!!
Q: Are U a player?
A : Yes I play For Liverpool
*do dey expect U 2 say yes?
Q: why do U wan't my Pin ??
A:i want to use it to burst balloon.
*wetin dem dey use BB pin do again?
Q: Can U die 4 me?
A: My name is surely not Romeo.
*Let me die for you so you can come to my
burial with another guy?
Q: My Bis will soon expire, what
am i going to do?
A: return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia
3310
*You no know say dem dey do BIS before you
buy am?
Q: if I sleep over hope Nothing
funny will happen?
A: No, trust me we would just perform night
vigil

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