Just as I was standing in front of the bank and crying like someone
who lost his third leg, aka, d**k, my phone rang. I looked at the screen and it
was my friend, Segun. I call him “Sege the guru” because he is into blogging
and ICT.
SEGE: Ogbeni, how far? , Your number no dey waka since yesterday
Me: Sege how far
