Joke of the Day- A Lawyer in Heaven

                                                      
Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day. The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters. The room was somewhat shabby and small, similar to that found in a low-grade Motel 6-type establishment.

 The lawyer was then taken to his room, which was a palatial suite including a private swimming pool, a garden, and a terrace overlooking the Gates. The attorney was somewhat taken aback, and told St. Peter, "I'm really quite surprised at these rooms, seeing as how the Pope was given such small accommodations." St. Peter replied, "We have over a hundred Popes here, and we're really very bored with them. It is not so often that we find lawyers in here."

FG- September 22nd now resumption date.

                                    
The Federal government of Nigeria has directed all primary and secondary schools to resume on Monday September 22nd. The resumption date for schools had earlier been postponed to October 13th as a precautionary measure to contain the spread of the Ebola virus in Nigeria.

P.S- enough time for the Ebola Wahala to chill down, and hopefully, a cure will be found before then for this deadly virus.

Law Matters- THE LAW ON ASSAULTING WOMEN.....By Danladi

Taking a look at the increase in rape cases, we have decided to dedicate this week's edition of Law Matters to women who were/are assaulted, most especially Rape cases. Our able consultant has taken pains to elucidate some key scenerios and the law provided for such. So to all female genders out there, most especially in Nigeria, worry less, because the LAW has got your back..

                                                       

Story- Ikemba and the Cripple..Chapter 5(continues)

The village square was filled with thousands of people from the two neigbouring villages participating in the annual hunting competition. The young, single and even some married women fought hard to stay in front, so as to have a good view of each participant, most especially the ones with nice abs.

 Ladies and Gentlemen, shouted Oyem, the host for the year’s competition, he continued, Welcome to another year of great feat, where each participant must bring the best kill in other to win the competition. From Ihenkanma Village we have, Ufomba, Unaeze, Unegbu, Iwuoha, Obasi, Ameachi, Amadi, Anyanwu, Erigbuo, Otuonye, while the crowd screamed continuously in appreciation of each participant from Ihenkanma village. Oyem, the host continued introducing each participant, he said, from Lorji village, we have, Uwakwe, Obinna, Nwogu, Nwaogwugwu, Okpulor, Ewereuzo, Iwuala, Egwuonwu, Chilaka and Ikemba.

Video- Mr Grammar, Patrick Obahiagbon, Speaks.....

                                             

Law matters- PUNISHMENT FOR ARMED ROBBERY IN LAGOS

                                       

Its another week, and on Law matters we shall be looking at the hight rate of robbery in Nigeria, and the Laws in Lagos targeting armed robbers, enjoy this revealing episode from our very own consultant, mr. Danladi, below.............

Stealing/Robbery is a crime, we all know that right?