Just as I was standing in front of the bank and crying like someone
who lost his third leg, aka, d**k, my phone rang. I looked at the screen and it
was my friend, Segun. I call him “Sege the guru” because he is into blogging
and ICT.
SEGE: Ogbeni, how far? , Your number no dey waka since yesterday
Me: Sege how far
SEGE: I dey o. Wetin do your voice, you no dey sound normal my guy,
infact you dey sound like life fowl wey dey inside hot water, hahahaha, *he
laughed*. wetin do u, jawe,?
ME: I have been duped by a woman I love so much.
SEGE: You say wetin, abeg pick bike come Egbe right now.
I stopped a bike going to Egbe where segun lives. After 8mins, I got
to his house, and met Segun by his room entrance, I entered, sat down, then
without wasting time, I summarized the whole episode to Sege in less than 5minutes.
SEGE: “were ni e o”(Yoruba- meaning ‘you are a mad fellow’), omo porta
ti lo agbari fun e (Yoruba meaning ‘A Ph girl has scrammed you’)... Ode ni e
ME: no be my fault, this babe fine die and get assets for front and
back. I just so much love her
SEGE: Ogbeni, you are the “baddest maga ever liveth”
ME: Thank u, sebi you don yab me finish, Wetin i go come do now segun
SEGE: no worry, we go arrange collect part or the whole of that 10k
from her, you go still straff her free for the next 2days and you go discharge
her without giving a kobo
Me: is that possible, how i go do am now?
Just immediately, a message came in from Adebimpe which says “baby,
i’m on my way back”. I showed it to sege. He laughed and said to me. “ogbeni,
if u fall again this time, then u don break world maga record”. He opened a
bulk sms application on his phone, draft an Access bank debit alert of 25k and
sent it to my line.
Me: what should i do with this sms alert you sent to me
SEGE: Show it to her when you
get house, tell her say ATM debit the whole 25k wey u wan give her and the
money no come out of the machine, so you dey go the bank tomorrow to complain.
But if she no fit wait, tell her say you get person wey u fit collect the money
from and then call me make i goshow. We go dey write d script on Whatsapp as
you dey go back house now, but make sure you clear the WhatsApp chats after ooo.
I dashed out of Segun’s house.
I went home straight, on getting home, I met Adebimpe sitting on the bed
restless. As I entered, she hugged me and gave me a kiss.
BIMPE: baby, u look unhappy, what happened?
Me: I brought out my phone and
showed her the alert and then acted the drama as directed by Segun.
Bimpe wore a sad face
immediately and said, .
BIMPE: What do we do now? This is 11:08am and I must get to PHC today.
ME: ok relax, let me call a
friend to borrow me 20k to give you, I will sort him out when you are gone. I
picked up my phone and called Segun to come.
Bimpe hugged and kissed me
again and said “you are a darling”. I asked of the surprise she promised
earlier, she said I should wait till my friend leaves so that no one will
disturb. I replied “ok”. Segun arrived at about 10mins later.
ME: Sege my guy. Please I need your help, my babe wan return to school
today and ATM fucked up. Abeg borrow me 20k till tomorrow.
SEGUN: lai lai. The 8k wey u borrow last time, you never return am and
you wan collect another one?. I go give u the 20k only after u refund the
previous 8k.
ME: Se na because of 8k u come dey disgrace me in front of my babe?.
Abeg I go give u the two together.
SEGUN: lai lai, find means and
give me the 8k first.
Then I turned to Bimpe.
Me: Bimpe, please do you have
8k with you, let me give this guy so that he can give me the 20k BIMPE: I don’t
have that amount, the only money on me is 5,500 and it’s a money that my friend
gave me to buy weavon for her from Lagos.
ME: Don’t worry, give me 5k out of it, since I am giving you 20k in
return, u can then sort your friend. She gave me the 5k and I gave it to Segun.
ME: Now wey I don give you 5k out of 8k, can u now help me?
SEGUN: Se u know say you be kunu?. If not because of your pretty
girlfriend, I no go help u. Let me go home and bring the money, I will be back
in 10mins time.
Immediately after Segun’s
departure, she gave me the surprise. We had a hot romance which led to one
round of sweet sex. 3mins after the, Segun
called, I picked his call and placed it on loud speaker.
Me: Sege how far? Where is the
money now?
SEGUN: wahala don shele oo. As I dey come your place the other time, I
forget to lock my door, before I reach home, dem don carry my lappy and took
all the 30k wey dey my house
ME: Haaaaa, Eyah. So sorry o, Abeg sey u fit return that 5k, I go find means
add to it give my babe? SEGUN: you don dey mad again ni. **segun hanged up the
call angrily.
Immediately after Segun’s call,
Bimpe looked into my eyes while she sat on the bed...she said.....
End of PART 7...stay tuned...same time next week. Happy weekend!!!. If
u enjoyed it...you can follow the author on IG/twitter: @adetattoo #MOSA WORKS
N/B- This story is strictly for adults, it is only for 18years plus,
because it contains mature contents. Thank you, GTB (@nellydozzy on twitter)
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