Thursday 19 March 2015

Adebimpe...The Facebook girl...Part 8


Adebimpe the Facebook girl, its the story about Love, gone bad, then good again. A story for the young and the young at heart, if you have missed the other episodes, scan thru this blog, you will find all the past seven episodes and i assure you that you will not regret doing so, do enjoy this week's episode...



                        *****After Segun’s call, the following conversation occurred*****
Bimpe: onihaxy, what is all this now?, how do I leave here now, your friend went home to bring money only for him to call that his house was robbed. 
ME: I’m amazed too, in fact, I don’t know what to do and I don’t know anybody else who can borrow me this money.
 BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the time now, its 11:52am already. I must leave here ooooooooo. Find something to do ooooo, 
   
                                 ****she started behaving kinda funny****** 
ME: what do u suggest that I should do now?. 
BIMPE: I don’t know ooooo. Just think of how you will get Tfare for me that will take me to PH. Maybe you should call uncle Segun back and beg him to refund that 5k, I will sort out how to get home myself. 
ME: I’m not sure if Segun will refund the money, but why not beg your cousin to borrow you the money. And when I send it to your account, you will refund it back to him
BIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy and that we fought before my departure. In fact, when I went there to pick my school ID card, I gave him the best insults of his life. Dear, can you imagine what he said when I got there? 
ME: what dear?(acting rather sarcastic tho, since i knew she was lying)
BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetch water from the well at the 5th house away from his house after he refused to give me money. 
ME: but na waoo, that your cousin no dey try oooo. I wish to know him sha 
BIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help me find means to reach PHC. Call uncle Segun and beg him 
ME: ok. …..
****I picked my phone and dial sege’s number and placed it on speaker***
 ME: Sege, how far na, abeg help me with that 5k, my babe dey cry here and he wan comot today. SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief the one wey I get for house so this 5k na the last thing on me.
ME: abeg help me now. 
SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk to him, I will get back to you..and he dropped the call. ….

***I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGE is up to another drama.. After 2minutes, segun called back.***
SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fit try help you make you come meet am, but him talk say I must dey there as guarantor in case of wahala (problem).
ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?
SEGE: come meet me for house and we go go together go meet akin. Hope money for bike dey your hand oooo, I no go pay for any bike oooo. Akin talk say him fit help you with 10k(10,000 naira). 
ME: thanks, I will be on my way. 
***I dropped the call, I opened my wallet and found out that I had just 200 naira inside. I turned to bimpe.*** 
ME: baby, there is another problem 
BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, go and meet the so called Akin now and get the money for me to leave here, its 12:09 already now 
ME: I have just 200 naira with me and if I should calculate the fare from my house to segun’s house and from segun’s house to akin’s house, I will spend 600naira, since segun is going with me.
 BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500 naira with me and add it to the 200 naira with you. Please be fast and hurry up. 
ME: ok 

****i collected the 500naira, dashed out of the house, stopped a 50naira bike and went to meet sege…… On reaching segun’s house.***
Me: Sege how far 
Sege: mr maga. How u dey? 
Me: na me be mr maga abi?, your papa. Who is Akin that you were talking about?.
Sege: You be mumu. You no know say na drama I dey act?. 
Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining 500 naira wey she hold. 
Sege: confirm. your head don dey work. How u take do am? 
Me: I tell her say i no get tfare take come your place, she give me the 500 naira. 
Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain 4,500 be that. 
Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home. 
Sege: You dey craze. So, u wan go give her the money abi? 
Me: I just wan hold the money na, but to be serious, I dey pity Bimpe sha 
Sege: You be mumu. She pity you wen she collect your money go Bleep person for free at ijoka? 
Me: but she get test tomorrow na. 
Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind say “magacology” na bad elective. 
Me: wetin i go come do next? 
Sege: leave this money with me, dey go house go meet your babe. Tell her say Akin no see his ATM card make she wait till tomorrow when you go enter bank go settle your debit palava(problem). Update me on Whatsapp any development 
Me: ok
***I left Segun’s house, stopped a bike and went home straight. on getting home, the following conversation occurred*** 
Me: sweetheart, hello baby.
Bimpe: dear, its unfair oo. you left since morning knowing that i will travel today.
Me: so sorry dear. 
Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pm already, let me start going. 
***i broke the bad news as directed by Segun. Bimpe was sad, frowned and started ranting. She picked her box and bag.***
 Me: dear, please wait till tomorrow, i will go to the bank to settle the ATM debit issue and give you the money. 
Bimpe: I have a test tomorrow, i cant wait. Let me go to my cousin's place and beg him again hopefully he can help me. 
Me: but why are you going with your loads. 
Bimpe: I dont have much time, if I can get the money, I will leave from there, but if I cant, i will return here to sleep. 
***Bimpe picked her loads and left at 1:20pm. Immediately after she left, her number wasnt reachable again. I said to my self, “chaiii, thunder fire Segun and Bimpe o. So i no go yansh this girl this nite”. I opened her Facebook account but no recent chat. I updated Segun on Whatsapp and he told me to lock up that Bimpe is gone. So i zeroed my mind that she has left Lagos and that I paid 4,500 naira for one round of sex. Up till 8pm, her number wasnt reachable, i dropped my Phone and slept off.
At about 9:40pm, I heard a knock on my window. I asked “who is that?” . The response was, "It’s me Bimpe, come and open the entrance door for me". I jumped up, my d**k suddenly got erect as I headed towards the door, Then......***

End of PART 8...stay tuned...same time next week. Happy weekend!!!. If you enjoyed it...you can follow the author on IG/twitter: @adetattoo #MOSA WORKS


N/B- This story is strictly for adults, it is only for 18years plus, because it contains mature contents. Thank you, GTB (@nellydozzy on twitter)

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